3 Most Perverted Jokes

- What did the blind, wheelchair bound kid get for Christmas?
- Cancer .
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A brother is having sex with his sister. She says:
- How big you are! Just like father!
- Yeah, mom told me that too…

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- Soon, you will be able to read without glasses!
- Oh thank you doctor! But today I can hardly see anything even with glasses on … how will I read without glasses?
- With fingers my dear!