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Dry Wit Battle



Watch the video and insert a, an or the where necessary:

1/_Mister West! How nice of you to join us tonight and add colour to these monochromatic proceedings!

2/_Well when _ fella comes back from ___ dead, I find that __ occasion to stand up and be counted!

1/_Miss East informs me that you were expectin' to see General McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in _ coon's age!

2/_Well, I can see where it'd be difficult for _ man of your stature to keep in touch with even half ___ people you know.

1/_Well, perhaps ___ lovely Miss East will keep you from being _ slave to your disappointment!

2/_Well, you know beautiful women, they encourage you one minute, and cut ___ legs out from under you ___ next!