Pubic Nuisance

A luggage Handler Was Arrested For Stealing Women's Pubic Hair. Wait.
What the?
An Australian news service reports that an airport luggage handler, at his hairing in Melbourne Magistrates Court, has pleaded guilty to 110 counts of theft and stalking.
"He is accused of taking head and pubic hair samples from women's bags while working as a sub-contractor for a company employed by Qantas to return lost luggage to its owners," say police who caught Rodney Lyle Peterson in an apparent police hair net.
Sudden Hair Loss
"Police later searched his home and seized a computer, mobile phones, four more exercise books containing the personal details of 365 women, plus 80 labelled and seven unlabelled plastic bags containing human hair."