Man: Who was that lady I saw you with?
Friend: That was no lady...that was my brother-in-law. He just walks that
Nurse: Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
Customer: Do you have talcum powder?
Pharmacist: Yes sir. Please walk this way.
Customer: If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder!