Die Laughing Daily

Joke 1
-What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
-Gang rape.
Joke 2 -
- What did the blind, wheelchair bound kid get for Christmas?
- Cancer .

Joke 3
- Soon, you will be able to read without glasses!
- Oh thank you doctor! But today I can hardly see anything even with glasses on … how will I read without glasses?
- With fingers my dear!
Joke 4
- A necrophiliac is courting my grandma.
- What does he do?
- Waits.

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