Игра слов

Dear English Learners, прочитайте этот замечательный анекдот и если вы не улыбнётесь после прочтения оного, тогда вы ничего не знаете об игре слов, и как следствие вряд ли будете смеяться над большинством английских анекдотов.

Amazing But True

Raven-haired - having shiny black hair

Go flat – сдуваться

proceed to do smth – приступать

wheel cover - колпак колеса

The limousine was taking the beautiful, raven-haired model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tire went flat.
The model said, "Driver, I don't have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?"
The driver said, "Sure." He got out of the car and proceeded to change the tire, but couldn't get the wheel cover off.
The model saw him struggling and asked, "Do you want a screwdriver?"
He said "Sure! But, first I have to change this tire."

P.S. Have a go at these three. (Если первый не смешной)


Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!" To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"


A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen."


And my favourite one:

Two condoms walking past a gay bar.
One turns to the other and says "Wanna go get shit faced?"

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