(sure it's not the latest news ... but come to think of it ... absurd!)
сварщик, хороший сигнал, в отчаянии, пожарный выход, поскользнуться (не устоять на ногах).
The UK Independent reported that an Italian welder, in the UK doing contracting work, after failing to get a decent phone signal in the hotel restaurant, even after banging the phone on the table several times, left the restaurant in frustration, went out a fire exit and up to the hotel roof to try to get a better signal. Still not getting a good enough signal, he left the fire escape and walked a long way around the parapet and then fell to his death 50 feet below when he lost his footing.