Oddities

6 Oddest Book Titles of 2007
1. "I Was Tortured by the Pygmy Love Queen"
-- and its sequel --
2. "Go Ahead, Woman, Do Your Worst"
3. "How to Write a How to Write Book"
4. "Cheese Problems Solved"
5. "Drawing and Painting the Undead"
6. "Are Women Human? And Other International Dialogues"
22 Bad Baby Names
(Real names given to babies, as collected in the book "Bad Baby Names" by Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback)

1. Uranus Stukey
2. Mary A. Jerk
3. Fanny Whiffer
4. Lard Mooney
5. Emma Royd
6. Naught E. Bishop
7. Look See
8. Every Day
9. Panties Moberg
10. Panty Brain
11. Butcher Baker
12. Early Bird
13. Toilet Queen
14. Mop Rumpchuck
15. Flu Moffitt
16. Slacker Breerzedi
17. Pig Walker
18. Hooligan Winefred
19. Level Hill
20. Farmer Brown
21. Emanual Labor
22. Plumber Tubb


4 Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex With a Robot
1. "Is this thing grounded?"
2. "Am I AC or DC?"
3. "Will she get jealous if I spend time with the toaster?"
4. No number 4 -- writer having sex with robot

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