Oddities

6 Oddest Book Titles of 2007
1. "I Was Tortured by the Pygmy Love Queen"
-- and its sequel --
2. "Go Ahead, Woman, Do Your Worst"
3. "How to Write a How to Write Book"
4. "Cheese Problems Solved"
5. "Drawing and Painting the Undead"
6. "Are Women Human? And Other International Dialogues"
22 Bad Baby Names
(Real names given to babies, as collected in the book "Bad Baby Names" by Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback)

1. Uranus Stukey 2. Mary A. Jerk 3. Fanny Whiffer 4. Lard Mooney 5. Emma Royd 6. Naught E. Bishop 7. Look See 8. Every Day 9. Panties Moberg 10. Panty Brain 11. Butcher Baker 12. Early Bird

13. Toilet Queen 14. Mop Rumpchuck 15. Flu Moffitt 16. Slacker Breerzedi 17. Pig Walker 18. Hooligan Winefred 19. Level Hill 20. Farmer Brown 21. Emanual Labor 22. Plumber Tubb

4 Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex With a Robot
1. "Is this thing grounded?"
2. "Am I AC or DC?"
3. "Will she get jealous if I spend time with the toaster?"
4. No number 4 -- writer having sex with robot