Raped a deaf girl the other day. She never heard me coming.
I think crematoriums should give discounts to burn victims.
An ode to the Public Toilet.
Here I sit broken hearted
Paid 10 pence and only farted !
As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, 'Relax, you're not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients', but the other kept reminding me, 'Howard, you are a veterinarian!'"
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