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поперхнуться, кабинка (зд. соседний столик), комбинезон, тянет рвать, блевать, манёвр, зд. выблёвывать
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Well these two country boys in the next booth notice she is choking so they get up and go over to help her. The first country boy drops his coveralls and bends over and the second country boy starts licking his butt. The women watches these two go at it and is grossed out. She pukes all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. The country boy pulls his overalls back up and says to the other, "You're right Leroy, that hind-lick maneuver works like a charm."

Слова для заучивания:
When you choke or when something chokes you, you cannot breathe properly or get enough air into your lungs.
A booth in a restaurant or cafe consists of a table with long fixed seats on two or sometimes three sides of it.
a piece of clothing that you wear over all your clothes to protect them
To dislodge something means to remove it from where it was fixed or held.
When you are grossed out you are disgusted by something.
Puke is the same as vomit .
A manuever is a skilful or carefully planned action intended to deceive someone or achieve something

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