When you're drunk ...

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You're Drunk

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to piss in this parking lot or on the road side.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

6 comments:

  1. Lol. I'M gonna test it all.

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  2. Let me tell you that I absolutely love these blogger guys. They are never drunk and always keep their watchful eye for any spam comming along and delete it as soon as it appears on this blog. Thanks, guys.

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  3. 1. Specificity (could pronounce this one, might have been not drunk enough)
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically (could pronounce this one, might have been not drunk enough)
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder (could pronounce this one, might have been not drunk enough)
    4. Transubstantiate (f ... k!)

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  4. Hey there. From tosha

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  5. Hey there!!! Well, I can tell u that I could possibly pronounce almost everything in the list when stoned)))))

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  6. Ok, we have to determine the level of 'stoneness' first.
    Anyway I'm waiting for the real results, Eugene. ;)
    Promise to comment on this one after you've tried ok?

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